A Big Wet Smacker - a limerick

On his death bed he uttered a wish,

for his cheek to be met with a kiss,

but the nurse she was deaf,

so he went to his death,

being slapped in the face with a fish.

On Limericks

This verse form it often is viewed,

to be crass and common and rude,

often shunning romance,

for the contents of pants,

and rarely enjoyed by a prude.