Saturday, 7 March 2015

A Big Wet Smacker - a limerick

On his death bed he uttered a wish,
for his cheek to be met with a kiss,
but the nurse she was deaf,
so he went to his death,
being slapped in the face with a fish.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

On Limericks

This verse form it often is viewed,
to be crass and common and rude,
often shunning romance,
for the contents of pants,
and rarely enjoyed by a prude.